There isn't anything good here. Besides everything.
white people will travel the world expecting signs and menus in english but come back to america and complain that there’s a press 2 for spanish option
(via fadedmystery)@1 week ago with 225 notes
@3 days ago with 410049 notes
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle
I knew it.
(via fadedmystery)@1 week ago with 166717 notes
@1 week ago with 579378 notes
there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long time to realise that